I know my answers are really frustrating to you (I’m sorry!), but I don’t particularly want to be anyone else. I’m pretty happy being me. I only wish I could be a me who sleeps more.
(I’m trying to be a good sport and think of an answer, but I put on the skin of my favorite superheroes every day — that’s my job. Those folks have really difficult lives. Trust me on this one.)
Unless there’s a superhero out there who’s well-adjusted, has a really chill arch enemy and can cure cancer in a night, I’ll pass.