I have been enjoying your blog for a while now, but just realized you are in PDX. There isn't any chance you are available Dec 8th and want to be in a short X-Mas movie with Martians? Red Flag is following up their GuignolFest Halloween 72 Hour w/ an X-Mas one. My team's movie was called "Goldfish of Doom" and there are youtube links on many of my wallposts. 2 scenes. Office worker. White shirt X-mas tie. Complaining about working x-mas. Running. Then defeat Martians w/ everyone singing carols.

How fun!  Unfortunately, I have a very dear friend’s birthday party that day. She’s turning 10 and I couldn’t miss it for anything in the world.  But I wish you many broken legs—sounds like big fun.